Talking dog for sale
A bloke was driving home from work one day and passed a sign saying, 'Talking Dog For Sale!!!'. He took the next turn and went to the house where the dog was.
He knocked on the door and a guy answered, he said "Hi, I saw the sign 'Talking Dog For Sale!!!' and like to see it", the guy at the door replied"It's round the back". He went round the back to find a black Alsation sat there, said"You talk?", the dog said"Yeah!". The man then said"What's ya story?", the dog went on to say"Well I learnt I could talk when I was just a puppy, the CIA heard about my gift offering a job and having always wanted to work for the government I said ok. They had me jetting all over the world sitting in with world leaders, after all no body would think of a dog eaves dropping. Anyway all the jetting around the world made me tired so I retired from the CIA, got a partner and settled down. We had a couple of puppies and that's my story." He said"That is fucking amazing!!!" returned to the house and said to the dogs owner"How much do you want for that dog? He's fucking amazing!" the owner replied "You can have it for a tenner!" The guy said"A tenner! Why you selling it so cheap???" the owner said"Coz it's a fucking liar, it never did any of that shit!!!".
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